Lindsay & Steven
The Stinzi Gang
Partner in crime a.k.a. Laurel
Maid of Honor
You are my best friend, my human diary and my other half, you mean the world to me and I love you! The sister I can rely on to pick me up when my clumsy ass falls over, after you have stopped laughing at me of course. The one I can trust to send the evil pics of people I am secretly laughing at and will always laugh at a good ball in the face type of video.
Gi-Nastia a.k.a. Nadia
Bridesmaid
Where do I start... oh ya in Math class in 2009 eating Caesar salad for breakfast! You were the first person to tell me he may be worth it. You were also the first person to offer to kick his ass when he was a pain in mine. The times have been epic and will continue to be. I will always be there for you my sister.
The Genesis a.k.a. Sara
Bridesmaid
Where it all started, I wouldn't be me with out you. You know all my dark secrets and I yours. We have picked each other up out of the gutter...or worse but nobody's talking about those right now are we...hahaha....no we're not. Girl you my bitch and I love you to the moon and back.
The Tornado a.k.a. Madyson
Bridesmaid
Well it all started while working together, then I became your boss, then you followed me and I became your boss again...and none of that matters because we are kindred spirits and who cares. You do all the things I don't have the guts to do, like have kids. I love spoiling them but you're crazy! We've had great times in our old school board game ways and I hope those times never end.
Wannabe RPG Hero a.k.a. Shawn
Best Man
The twin brother I continue to aggravate. Literally been there since the beginning, although he showed up a bit late. He has always been there to talk me out of making the wrong "Choices" and has constantly been a reliable source of "sensible" knowledge. He is the very essence of what can happen when a dungeons and dragons obsessed nerd can put on a suit and be the true professional we all wish we were.
Resident Mechanic a.k.a. Jared
Groomsman
Here is the reliable friend, loyal to a fault and always willing to lend a hand, as long as you come and keep track of the nuts and bolts for his latest Toyota project. He was my conspirator when we worked at the Hotel eons ago and the first person I could trust to split rent with. It may take him a couple days to reply to a message but it will always be a positive one filled with dog pictures. Also responsible for Top Gun Volleyball being banned, stupid Bylaws
Late Night Gamer a.k.a. Jason
Groomsman
Where to begin with this one... To explain the transformation this friend has undergone would take an entire case of beer. Childhood friends, with understanding parents that hopefully didn't mind when we just showed up in each others' basements. The once reckless rogue (now tamed), that moved away. And then farther away! He is the guy that will answer immediately when you need him, even at 2am, unless he's in a raid.
The Tiny One a.k.a. Eric
Groomsman
My soon to be younger brother, that beats me in height, muscle mass, and the ability to grow facial hair. Sigh.