Dramatis Personae Skyler Crabill, an up-and-coming digital marketer Sarah Rude, a professor of medieval literature Skyler [gets out of pristine, mirror-finished, black pick-up] Sarah [gets out of slightly dusty car]: Oh wow, you're really tall! [kicks self for being a cliche] [They both move toward the brewery they've agreed to for a first date.] Sarah: So what was the beer you were interested in here? Skyler: An amaretto sour [secretly hopes he has pronounced this mystery ingredient correctly] [They proceed to chat for four hours while drinking amaretto-sour-inspired beer as the Remedy staff generously closes around them. 1.5 years later, they will win their first Lego competition at this very brewery. 2.5 years later, they will get engaged in Italy on a spring break vacation. And now very, very soon, they will be getting married!]