Groom
Bride
Best Man
knows the most about aliens
Matron of Honor
Will spill red wine on you if you wear white
Groomsman
holds the record for tallest beer tower
Bridesmaid
The first one at the bar after mandatory pictures
Groomsman
Favorite movie: Broke back mountain
Bridesmaid
Sammy sweetheart
Groomsman
Doesn't use steroids
Bridesmaid
Single and ready to mingle
Groomsman
Is taking bets on who will throw up first
Bridesmaid
Awesome dance moves
Groomsman
Quantum physics major
Bridesmaid
no ring, no strings
Groomsman
Attempted vehicular homicide
Bridesmaid
In jail? Call Drea
Groomsman
Brother of the groom
Bridesmaid
Sister of the bride
Groomsman
Will box the bride.... and lose
Bridesmaid
Will clean your pipes
Flower Girl
Tattle tale
Flower Girl
Puts shoes on backwards