We first met in the summer of 2017, at Siobhan's uncle's birthday party. Pints were drank. We liked the pints. We liked each other. A burgeoning relationship started to form, and after more visits and experiencing the trials and tribulations of online messaging, Jake asked Siobhan out officially... after only a mere year of working up his courage.
One fateful September day in Montauk, a chimney was sat on. A ring was produced. A man stumbled over some words. A woman said yes. Champagne was drank. We liked the champagne. We love each other.