Sierra & Vinny
Wedding Party
Alexa Dill
Maid of Honor
The bride's younger sister. They've know each other since she was born and are built-in best friends for life. Their favorite memories of when Sierra would come home from college for breaks and would stay on her floor with a pile of blankets as a mattress and would play "Sparkle" til falling asleep.
Anthony Spinelli
Best Man
The groom's first cousin. He and his wife Sarah recently had a baby girl, Sophia. A retired major in the US Army, Anthony enjoys guns, fire, and explosives, not necessarily in that order. Once, he and the groom got stuck digging a hole and hit clay. Looking for a better solution, they packed the hole with black powder (fireworks) and attempted to blast their way to an early victory. They avoided singed eyebrows, but their dignity was slow to recover. The hole required a backhoe.
Alex Szewczyk
Bridesmaid
The bride's friend. They met while pledging for their sorority in college in 2013 and have bonded over many shenanigans together. Some of their favorite things to together were getting ready and dancing the night away at formals and date parties. Also they loved to sing/scream Taylor Swift songs while intoxicated and ride in the trunk of cars to parties and recruitment.
Ted Spinelli
Groomsman
The groom's older brother. A graduate of Notre Dame, Airborne, Sapper, and Ranger schools, he's recently retired from the US Army and probably looks forward to civilian life, work hours, and pay grade. He and the groom practiced tackling Tig in the backyard in preparation for football season at 7-10 years of age.
Kiana Anspach
Bridesmaid
The bride's friend. They met in college through their sorority and bonded over late night dance practices and fun times together. One of their favorite bonding moments was when their formal dates got everyone else's dates drunk in the mens room with a fifth of whiskey they snuck in their jackets. By the end of the night, they ended up being dates since their dates passed out at the dinner table and bus ride home.
Tig Spinelli
Groomsman
The groom's younger brother. A graduate of Shippensburg University, ManBearTig tackled his way to 5 successful years of collegiate football while maintaining the highest grade point average on the team. He also found time to groom a magnificent beard and woo his fiance Meghan; an impressive display of logistical management.