Best Man
Geoff has been my best man for years prior to getting engaged. He's been my best friend and practically brother since at least 2008. One of the only people that have tolerated me longer than my family. -Ed
Groomsman
This individual just showed up one day and convinced everyone he'd been there the entire time. That was back in 2008, and everyone feels it would be awkward if we brought it up now.
Bridesmaid
The bestiest aunt and future aunt in law of the groom