Well, where to start? If you really want to hear about it, I suppose the beginning is a good place. I was playing at the Tuesday night poker tournament at the casino, as I often did. I headed over to the bar to grab a drink during one of our breaks. While my buddy and I were having a drink talking cards, a pretty little lady at the opposite end of the bar waves at us. "Did you see that Nacho?", I stated with curiosity. Him, not too concerned, wanting to continue the card talk, "Yea, I don't think she's waving at us", Nacho denounced. "I think she might've been" "Nah" Nacho replied. So, we continue with our card talk, half my attention on the conversation the other wanting to look back over to her and not seem too eager, play it cool. I glance back over and to my surprise, the pretty little lady waves again with a bit more enthusiasm and bravado this time. Swiftly I turn back at Nacho and eagerly ask, “Did, you see that? I told, you she was waving.” “Maybe she is… she’s out of your league, haha.” “Bruh you don’t even know….” Before finishing my sentence I turn to look again towards the end of the bar and she was gone! The realization of this missed opportunity washed over me but sooner then I could react to it, that pretty little lady had tapped me on the shoulder to tell me. “Hi, you look like Heinz Ward” And my life has never been the same since :).