Maid of Honor
Diane is Akon’s biggest fan and a stingray bite victim. Diane is always down for day drinking and shares in Megan’s love for tuxedo cats. If you see her at the wedding, conversation topics could include the Mets and accounting literature.
Maid of Honor
Julia is a horse whisperer and pig lover. Julia bullies Ian any chance she gets and is the biggest light weight of the group. If you see her at the wedding, conversation topics could include PSU football and auto parts.
Best Man
Paul is a part time at-home zoo keeper and Ian’s best man. When at his actual job, people say he has a real nose for sales. If you see him at the wedding, conversation topics could include Philly sports or his calligraphy.
Bridesmaid
Madison is a cat mom and teacher super hero. Madi never turns down a girly cocktail and will definitely rip shots with you at the reception. If you see her at the wedding, conversation topics could include Disney and insider Dairy Queen info.
Groomsman
Adam has yet to win our fantasy football league, mainly due to poor internet connections during drafts. Adam is also working on his own home zoo albeit much calmer than Paul’s. If you see him at the wedding, conversation topics could include his many travels and he loves being asked medical questions.
Bridesmaid
Brenna is the mom friend of the group but most likely to close down the bar. Megan met Brenna at freshman orientation but Brenna didn’t remember meeting her that day. If you see her at the wedding, conversation topics could include her famous corn dip and proper sunscreen usage.
Bridesmaid
Corrine is known for throwing pitchers and getting kicked out of bars for using her real ID. Megan threw up in Corrine’s car in one of their first encounters. If you see her at the wedding, conversation topics could include her bernese mountain dog and Guy Fieri.
Groomsman
Erich indirectly started the bride and groom’s entire kitchen remodel by putting a hole in their ceiling. Erich is most likely to injury himself on the dance floor. If you see him at the wedding, conversation topics could include submarines and auto insurance fraud.
Bridesmaid
Erin has the largest head of the friend group but the worst hearing. Best known for dressing as a grandma or sumo wrestler at a costume party. If you see her at the wedding, conversation topics could include wine, power tools, and be sure to ask her about her favorite memory of the bride on a sand bar.
Groomsman
Evan is the side piece to Maid of Honor, Diane, and holds the record for most taquitos eaten at once (52). He enjoys a casual 100 mile bike ride and debating with other accountants. Just don’t start a conversation with Evan at the wedding if you want the conversation to end before the last dance.
Groomsman
Ian enjoys long walks on the beach and eating leftover hamburgers out of cars. Whenever the Ians are together strange things seem to always happen. If you see him at the wedding, conversation topics could include guitars and basketball sleeves signed by Allen Iverson.
Bridesmaid
Liv is the best dog mom and always has a good crockpot recipe on hand. Liv has been helping Megan plot the perfect engagement and wedding since day 1. If you see her at the wedding, conversation topics could include enterprise, grape fruit, and game of thrones.
Groomsman
Logan is most likely to bring tequila shots to the ceremony but will also arrest any rowdy guests at the reception. High school sweethearts with Jules, Maid of Honor, but his real sweetheart is Reba their cat. If you see him at the wedding, conversation topics could include his time surfing and his love of fishing.
Groomsman
Joe is the type of guy to give a stranger the shirt off his back…if they can fit into it. When he’s not trying to go pro playing online games with friends, Joe can be found with his nose in the books at Temple. If you see him at the wedding, conversation topics could include molecular biology and the 49ers.