It is with great pleasure I bring news of a most enchanting occasion: Sir Thomas Flores has proposed to the diamond of the season, Lady Shania Betton. The vivacious couple, along with their three beautiful children, were surrounded by friends and family over Christmas libations with cheers erupting and diamond glistening. Consider this your instruction, dear reader: dress accordingly or this author will delight in the delectable morsels of gossip that will ensue from the whispers of your unexpected departure. The wind carries word there will be an open bar...one can only hope if you've managed a most coveted invitation to this grand affair you will mind your manners. This author will most certainly be watching.