The year is 2010, it happened when the air was crisp and the leaves were turning. I saw her from across the classroom; short blonde and red shoes, ohh those red shoes. I saw him looking at me. Why is he looking at my shoes? Why is he answering every question? Oh, he's cute... It took me another two more months to muster up the courage to say something to her, my unicorn, that elusive girl who I couldn't seem to run into enough, when, alas, our professor put us in a group project. I just then remembered ...I didn't know her name. My roommate had a class with him, he was good at computers and kinda nerdy. We called him Hot Seth. He was also in my class but I couldn't find the right thing to say to him other than, "Aldo Leopold, what a guy, right?" This awkwardness went on for too long. Neither party with the right words to say, when fate put them together at a party with a lonely, unopened bottle of wine asking to be uncorked. Finally, words were exchanged, the wine was drank, and history was made.