Wedding Party
Scott Isett
Best Man
Scott and I are similar in a lot of ways, but Scott is really into New Jersey tax law. Like REALLY into it. Our parents sent him to an institution during his teens because of the obsession. Don’t shine bright lights at him during the wedding please.
Jesse Shaich
Maid of Honor
I love you more than words could ever express. You have always been the best sister a girl could ask for. Through every laugh, challenge, and memory, from childhood to now, you have always given me unwavering love and support. You mean the world to me and I am beyond blessed to have you not only as my sister, but also as a best friend.
Matt Stewart
Groomsman
Matthew Johnathan Stewart IV was born on a crisp fall morning in Des Moines, Iowa in 1943. When the war ended, his family, consisting of 16 brothers and a pet pig, moved to Minneapolis. There, Matt discovered a passion for science and a hunger for knowledge.
Elizabeth Eigner
Bridesmaid
We’ve been best friends since middle school and through every chapter of life, you’ve been my rock, partner in crime, and confidante. You are the funniest, most caring, and smartest girl I know. There for each other through thick and thin, I am so thankful to have grown up with you by my side and don’t know what I do without you. #RideorDie
Mitch Lightner
Groomsman
Mitch spends his evenings walking around Washington D.C with a knight’s helmet and broadsword. He’s been arrested 4 times in the last year and a half.
Miranda Fry
Bridesmaid
Best friend since middle school, partner in crime for life. You have always been my compassionate and loving friend, and I wouldn’t trade all the times we spent laughing, sharing, and listening to each other’s stories. I feel so lucky to have grown up alongside you and I can’t thank you enough for the love, friendship, and encouragement you’ve given to me throughout years. #RideorDie
Tyler Graybill
Groomsman
Tyler has amassed a small fortune of $306M selling drawings of bigfoot wearing different silly hats. He’s used this wealth to put a stranglehold on various small town politicians and influence lawmaking across the U.S.
Cathy Perloff
Bridesmaid
You were one of my first friend at Tufts and I knew from the start that I would want you to be by my side on my special day. Throughout the years, your humor, insight, and wit has always been a light in my life. I always look forward to talking to you and love hearing about your adventures and sharing big laughs. I couldn’t be more blessed to have a friend like you.
Jake Wellner
Groomsman
The Pièce de résistance. The pick of the litter. The crème de la crème. The cream of the crop. The top of the notch. The best of the best. The cherry to the pie. The toe to the toenail. The eater of worlds. Death incarnate.
Gabrielle Munoz
Bridesmaid
I knew the minute you came up to me and asked to be friends, we were going to be friends for life! You’ve always been someone who I can rely on for your honesty, creativity, and kindness. I admire the way you can solve problems and bring true passion and joy to everything you do. Thank you for being the person I can always count on, and showing me what a true friendship really is.
Eric Wyss
Groomsman
I lived with Eric for five years. Nice guy.
Alexa Ornstein
Bridesmaid
I am so incredibly thankful for our friendship. Whether it’s sharing laughs or being there to listen, you have always known how to make me feel better with love and mutual understanding. I admire your kind, genuine heart and you have been such a source of strength for me. I am so excited to share this day with you.
Joe Nolan
Groomsman
(In a strong New York accent) Aye, look at this guy. Are you kiddin’ me? Are you serious right now? C’monnnn get outtaaa here with that!
Morgan McKiernan
Bridesmaid
Your joyful energy and enthusiasm for life and adventure is contagious, and you always bring out the best in me. I can count on you to cheer me on through my highs and defend me during my lows. Your friendship has always been such a gift to me, and I wish you could be with me on my special day.
Tim Walsh
Groomsman
Tim was my roommate for all four years of college. Alright, that’s not 100% true. Turns out I was actually living with a homunculus, and the real Tim was busy collecting little trinkets from various yard sales the whole time.
Tori Dakin
Bridesmaid
I can always count of you to bring a sense of calm, wisdom, and perspective when I need it most. I’ve always loved our late night talks and discussions, your thoughts on life, and helpful advice. I am genuinely so happy to have you as my bridesmaid.
Mike Pine
Groomsman
Mike once saw a rat in our house and stayed up for three days straight staring unblinking at the hole in the wall where it ran. He only stopped when the next One Piece chapter dropped.
Sahana Karthik
Bridesmaid
You bring love and support to my life in so many ways. Your quiet strength, cleverness, and unwavering loyalty has guided me in the right direction. I am so grateful to know such a beautiful soul and so happy to have you be a part of this chapter in my life.
