Maid of Honor
Meghan and Shae have been friends for over half their lives. They have hugged maybe twice in that time, both happening in the last year, and it's weird every time. In high school, they were in a Musical Theatre dance class where they were forced to record themselves singing Nicest Kids in Town from Hairspray. They also wore the ugliest costumes at the recital. Meghan is Shae's best friend, they hate all the same people and things, and Meghan is a ride-or-die homie.
Best Man
Self-proclaimed "Mall Shooter" — by that we mean he films video campaigns for malls! Met Graham at Brock University, where they started making films that would make their professors... proud? Almost killed Graham in Sweden one time. Alex is driven, hardworking, and most importantly, listens to Graham's insane movie pitches and somehow manages to execute them. Great guy 10/10.
Bridesmaid
In 2018, Shae and Laura took a Greyhound bus to New York City to see Hamilton. They got trapped in the Buffalo bus station for 7 hours! Don't ask them about it. Laura is the loudest and friendliest person in any room. When together, Shae, Maggie, & Laura have been asked to leave Tim Hortons, but never do. Laura is a great friend and dog mom.
Groomsman
Former Cub Scout, Mac is one of Graham's most Italian friends. Will never pass up the opportunity to tell you you're not making Italian food correctly. The way to his heart is a Sopranos reference and/or homemade foccacia. Thinks his movie collection is the shit (it's not). Weirdly good at art, is a great editor, and an all around supportive guy in Graham's life! Great Macho Man Randy Savage impression! Ask him about it!
Bridesmaid
Mac's WAY better half. Talks like she's from Minnesota when she's drunk. Apparently Queen Shit of Rosé, she has critiqued Shae and Graham's taste (later admitted the rosé wasn't just for old ladies after having it). Born in 2015. Restaurant King Pin in Toronto, and works way to hard but gets benefits, so hey that's something. Attended Shae's bridal shower with no voice after travelling through Hell (working the closing shift at a restaurant next to the Rogers Centre during the world series). That's dedication!
Groomsman
Just learned to play the piano yesterday. He's really proud of it. Everyone be super nice to him about it. Kidding, he has been playing the keys since he was a wee lad. Jackson lives across the pond in Ye Olde England where he's studying to replace Andrew Lloyd Webber when he dies (watch out ALW!). He has a bowtie for every occasion, even the sad ones. Jackson is a King of Improv, which means he's an insufferable hang. He has scored a few of Graham's short films and is always the saving grace.
Bridesmaid
Maggie is the real life Lorax. Having completed her BFA in Theatre, she is now going to school for trees in British Colombia. She has spent the last few summers in a tree-planting pyramid scheme with like-minded tree people. We joke, but it did sound like a lot of fun! Shae and Maggie met in high school, where they spent their spare periods in the drama room tap dancing and playing Alanis Morissette on the ukelele. Maggie is a ray of sunshine and we will be so lucky to have her back in the civilized world of Ontario.
Groomsman
Ol' reliable older brother. Graham and Nathan once shared a documentary class in university where Nathan became BFFs with the professor, Anthony Kinick, without knowing anything about documentaries. Nathan thinks the movie Do The Right Thing is called Everything Is Okay Now Guys. He has a human baby (not pictured) that looks identical to him, like if you shrunk Nathan down into baby size, that's his actual kid. Nathan is very good at charming people, much like a used car salesman or con artist. Like all Smith boys, Nathan is a proud 6/10, whose wife is way out of his league.