Best Man
A fun little guy searching for a nice Jewish girl (if you happen to know any). However, do keep him far away from chocolate wine or he will end up passing out in a bathtub. All hail my chief.
Maid of Honor
She lowkey had a baby and ran a marathon four months later. Insane aura. Kind of scary sometimes. Sister of the bride.
Brideman
Do not hand this man a trumpet. Do not give him access to anything that can be juggled. Honestly, avoid direct eye contact, too.
Bridesmaid
We suggest crawling up behind her slowly and placing a bird of your choice atop her shoulder. She will enjoy this. Sister of the groom.
Bridesmaid
This guy pictured seems to think she stinks, but she actually does not. Bride can confirm this as a friend of over 20 years. Crazy how time SHLIPSH AWAY.
Bridesmaid
Ask her what country she was in yesterday. Or tomorrow for that matter. This lady is on the move and cannot be stopped. Unless you want to ask her about being vegan, in which case she might slow down to tell you a LOT.
Parents of the Bride
The most wonderfully supportive and loving parents. Keep an eye on Robert for us, though... no bike rides during our wedding!
Parents of the Groom
Truly amazing and loving parents. Only mention Disney around Sheryl if you are prepared to be inundated with an immense amount of Disney knowledge.
Ring Bearer
To carry the One Ring (Serena's), as she is apparently not to be trusted with Seth's. Let us hope that she not be overcome by the power of the ring nor need to pass into the West upon completion of her task.