Excellent beer options in a historic, restored church. The stronger the beer, the closer to God, as the saying goes
A Cincinnati staple since 1855, this open-air market offers unique food options. One of the only places you can find a butcher and a vegan "butcher" in adjacent stalls
Located in a still functioning train terminal, this museum has something for everyone. I once purchased a "genuine" replica of sunken treasure here for the shockingly low price of $19.99. Don't worry, it will be on display at the wedding
Cincinnati's most famous brewery, with it's most ok beer
A stunning botanical garden in the heart of Cincinnati. The butterfly exhibit (offered seasonally) is a must see, unless you're seven-year-old Molly, in which case, it's a nightmare-ish hell-scape
A park
A fun place to throw away your hard-earned cash
Brews and dogs. Slàinte Mhath!
Built in 2004, this museum pays tribute to victims of slavery throughout history, with a focus on the history of the Underground Railroad
Another park
Cincinnati's greatest invention. Our pride and joy (until the Bengals win the Superbowl)
Cincinnati's second-graetest* invention *pun intended
I cannot personally attest to it's quality, but people seem to love this place
Apparently the best BBQ Cincinnati has to offer. If you're from the South, please don't judge us on this
Also BBQ. Famous for it's sauce. I don't know why we even try...
A favorite coffee spot amongst Cincinnatians. Try Fiona's blend, named for Cincinnati Zoo's most-famous resident, except for Harambe (RIP)
If you like sour beers or even if you don't, I strongly encourage you visit this brewery. If you don't like sour beer, don't bother coming to the wedding... jk jk (not jk)
No explanation needed
ghosts live here