Best Man
Poster child for the dad.com.
Maid of Honor
Nacho Aficionado.
Groomsman
Loves driving Ford Platinums.
Bridesmaid
Somehow still married to Chris.
Groomswoman
Hippy love child.
Bridesman
98% Miller Lite, 2% dog fur.
Groomsman
Redneck Extrodinaire.
Bridesmaid
Lives in a legit zoo.
Groomsman
Hipster Jesus.
Bridesmaid
Mrs. Pac-Man. Watawatawatawatawata.
Junior Bride
Enjoys driving her parents to the brink of insanity.
Flower Girl
Why Chris and Heather drink.
Ring Bearer
Hates being a ring bearer.
Usher
Grandpa friend.
Usher
Is Single.