Wedding Party
Marlena Wood
Maid of Honor
Sister of the bride, hater of bodily sounds, Slytherin, nanny to Pivo & Micia
Richard Monastero
Best Man
From lawnmowers to lift-off, the Best Man.
Kristine Wood
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the bride, true Philadelphian, master mixologist, Nintendo veteran
Dan McAteer
Groomsman
Generally a bad influence. Parents least favorite friend.
Juliette Lulias
Bridesmaid
Lover of Spongebob, car karaoke queen, life of the party
Jordan Rights
Groomsman
Highest rank achieved: Cadet Corporal. Single with stable job. Close talker.
Jack Harris
Bridesman
The king of Yueng, master chef, Hufflepuff, ask him about his Harley
Charlie Paris
Groomsman
Half decent match-maker. Marginal decision maker. Worst driver.
Lexi (Christiano) McGinnis
Bridesmaid
Swiftie, secret wife of Harry Styles, child wrangler, must be in bed by 10
Jason Wall
Groomsman
Old boss, also old in general. Loves doctrine, hates moderation.
Steph (Toomey) Goldfarb
Bridesmaid
Sipper of fine beverages, saint-level patience, party master, mother of puppos
Jiovanni Romero
Groomsman
A less handsome Prince.
Michelle (Gatta) Wall
Bridesmaid
The responsible one, Italian queen, brings out ‘Miami Jason,’ ready to dance the night away
Kuno von Gizycki
Groomsman
A more handsome (German) Prince.
Ray Britton
Bridesman
Dancefloor worm veteran, flip cup champion, solo cup costume on standby
Mataio Nuualiitia
Groomsman
Master Gunner. Master Ghoster. NCO Club's final boss.
Ian Arayata
Bridesman
Rumplemintz connoisseur, king of Manayunk, bringer of vibes
Chaplain Sean Mullen
Officiant
Has been witness to our relationship in its entirety. Still agreed to marry us.
Matthew Haas
Groomsman
Highly trained. Poorly Supervised.
Kenny Weber
Groomsman
Cousin. Victim of Other Cousins.
Dr. Sam Collins
Groomsman
Only a Ph.D. don't let him fool you.
Nick Hughes
Groomsman
The reason Irish need not apply.
Gavin Trask
Ring Bearer
Most responsible drinker here.
Steve Nachos
Groomsman
Wedding's slowest groomsman.
Jake Steager
Groomsman
The only survivor of the Edmund Fitzgerald.