Officiant
Poses as a mid-westerner. Has promised not to talk too long. Happy owner of a miniature pope.
Officiant
Comes with his own entrance music. Once donated a kidney to save a hampster. (It was a really BIG hampster)
Best Man
Tall dude. Thinks he's funnier than his dad. Suffers from an over abundance of hair. Beautiful singing voice tho.
Best Man
Taller dude (sensing a pattern) Coast guard... he'll keep us safe at the pool.
Groomsman
Kristina approved Michigander. Guy would give you the shirt off of his back... and be mad about it if you refuse.
Maid of Honor
She'll be the first on the dance floor if the music meets certain standards.
Bridesmaid
Karter's Mom. Never passes up an opportunity to eat something spicy.
Bridesmaid
Kindest girl we've ever known. Has radiation projection super power. She's here to "x-ray you up"
Bridesmaid
Has expensive taste when it comes to shoes. Doesn't talk much.