Rachel & Dana
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THE Bo Wake What's that straight saying --"size matters"? Weighing in at 185 lbs., this 4'9" tall drink of water is evidence that amazing things truly do come in small packages. With his smoldering sexuality and sarcastic tone, this handsome gentleman's genetic excellence has created 4 children. It gets better. Bo is also a former Marine and currently works as a Sergeant for the Council Bluffs Police Department. Alongside his model fiancée, another bun is in currently in the oven.
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Ted Cue Prince, these two have been a party since 1999. From the beginning, Dana and Ted have been Council Bluffs finest "hustlers". Spending time with nothing but wood, Dana joined Ted earning a buck on the side...cutting trees. In addition to his family of 6, Ted serves his family in blue as a Sergeant for the Council Bluffs Police Department. Ted is known to be an impressive poker shark and avid bowler. Contrary to his nickname, he's not just any "6 year old little bitch."
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Galus There's been a disturbance in the force--Basic 172. Nearly two decades of insatiable Star Wars fandom, Dana never understood how he produced two children but embraced his unique "force" with the ladies. Galus serves as Council Bluffs Police Officer and frequents the local Starbucks with his "extra foam, extra drizzle." Gentlemen, he's taken. Dana is evidence his taste in friends is just as impressive as his taste in whiskey.
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Merchant Originating from "New Hampshire, Massachusetts", this fellow Council Bluffs Police Officer came onto the scene just shy of two years ago. Merchant and her wife Gabby moved to the Midwest and have since been busier than ever. As if the adventures of a lost dog weren't enough, this girl can D.I.Y. the shit out of anything with a good hammer, stylish plaid and strong beer. Per Dana's words -- "she matches my wits and my good looks, clearly."
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Smitty He's tall, he's handsome and he makes beautiful babies. "Let me tell you 'bout my best friend." Harry Nilsson had nothing on this guy. As one that's been more places than the Dos Equis man, it took one tattoo convention to ignite Smitty and Rachel's friendship. Also a Marine Corp veteran, Smitty is more than good looks. As a proud business owner, Smitty's true pride and joy are his friends, his family and his bombshell girlfriend.
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Big Daddy While his legal name is "Mike," we refer to him as "Big Daddy". Kicking off in 2012, Rachel and Big Daddy teamed up early. Both searching for ladies, the two were the blind leading the blind inexperienced--which is probably why they hit it off. The thrill of the chase is nothing new for this guy. He is a true adrenaline junky and spends 90% of his life drag racing on the track. In all sense of the word, he's the best of the best.
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Heather You know the things your parents always warned you were too much fun and never to do?! Chances are, Rachel and Heather have done them all together. Over the years, Heather has become the ultimate confidant to Rachel and has given plenty advice -- be it, not always great. So whether it's mischievously concocting the upcoming holiday soiree or gabbing over drinks complaining about "the boys", it's clear this broad isn't going anywhere, anytime soon.
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Kristen Don't let Kristen's calm demeanor fool you--she's fierce. From neon lights, horrendous hangovers and many incriminating stories, Kristen is the true definition of "ride-or-die". The two met close to a decade ago and it's all been downhill since. Starting as a regular at Rachel's bar, Kristen shows, while she may not start off hot in a game of beer pong, the longer the game goes, the better she gets.