Best Man
“Man, the Good Lord created my stomach with a lot of room… sometimes that’s not good” 02/31/2022
Matron of Honor
“That was a great high five—left my fingies kinda tingly” 01/27/2026
Groomsman
“She better be getting married bro… That’s the only way I’d be missing this concert” 09/05/2021
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
“I literally fell asleep drinking a Mt. Dew yesterday, sooo…” 01/13/2024
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
“Your brain is so big you don’t even have room for hair” 04/13/2023
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
“Any good mama's boy has been training to be a good husband for years” 10/22/2022
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
“No I like this hoodie—I like dressing up as Justin Bieber” -Matt Meyrick, 03/25/2026
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
“I have sent kids to the hospital before, playing Gaga ball” 09/02/2025
Bridesmaid
Brother of the Groom
“You can get big from lifting cat litter” 04/25/2020
Brother of the Bride
Brother of the Groom
“I feel like ever since I got my head slammed in a car door I haven’t felt the same” 02/05/2022
Brother of the Bride
*playing Mario Kart* “Holy cow I keep hitting all the bananas” 01/04/2026
Brother of the Groom
“Don’t be testing my car knowledge, or I’ll be testing the strength of your face” 12/21/2019