frick no noobs - we gots lemonade
We accidentally sacrificed a gelatin shaped like a walrus, which granted us the power of "ultimate coolness." It took some adjustment, as it was extreme, but we try to live humbly.
Humbly, please remember, this day isn't about you. It is about this awesome couple. Womp womp
Yes, children are absolutely welcome -we’re happy to have them celebrate with us! We just kindly ask that they’re supervised so they don’t disrupt any part of the ceremony or reception. Thank you so much
Yes! There will be parking at the venue which serves as both our ceremony and reception area!
Please reach out to either the groom or bride to find out an arrangement for any allergies.
The wedding party will be wearing sage green, so we kindly ask that guests choose other colors.
Dress Code: Semi-Formal We kindly ask our guests to dress in semi-formal wedding attire. For men, suits or dress pants with a button-down shirt are encouraged (a tuxedo is not necessary). For women, dresses, jumpsuits, skirts, or dressy separates are all wonderful options - a sundress is perfectly appropriate, and there's no need for a formal gown. We simply ask that guests refrain from wearing casual attire such as jeans, T-shirts, athletic wear, or flip-flops. Thank you!