Tacos, a green turtle neck, and Will Ferrell; these are the foundational building blocks of what would bloom into this magnificent marriage. Once upon a time, a good lookin Bama boy visited California in search of some bomb food and his dream job. Upon his arrival, he was starstruck by a smoking hot brunette with some pretty eyes in a green turtle neck. Her only apparent flaw was her love for cats. Meanwhile, this sun-kissed stunna was actually praying and fasting for ya boy (this is written by Sawyer if you didn't already know). She was flirting, but keeping it cool in hopes that it would catch my attention...which it did. A few short months later, I asked her to be my girlfriend. With a mouthful of Del-Taco and a rush of passion we had our last first kiss. After 9 months of quoting Step-Brothers and Talladega Nights and a whole bunch of dates at Chilis to have queso and play Skip-Bo (it's a card game that I usually win), I asked her to marry me on a beach at sunset and told her that I loved her for the first time. Her response...yes and Roll Tide. And they lived happily ever after; eating tacos, raising dogs (and maybe the occasional cat/child), and on a more serious note, living in full pursuit of God together.