Savannah & Derrick
Wedding Crew
Derrick Chin
Groom
Prefers lace-up shoes (but probably needs velcro) Planning world domination by stripping everyone of their brain cells Not a fan of kimchi (sounds like denial to me) Morally chaotic, only approach if bearing an offering of steak and dad jokes.
Savannah Leonard
Bride
5'4" Will produce poisonous gas under blanket and laughs about it Once killed 2 stones with 1 bird Handle with utmost care lest you be killed an angry feline bodyguard
Karam Altabba
Best Man
Man 300lbs Can hump the floor while laughing. Medium teeth.
Karam Altaboo
Worst Man
Man that is missing -300lbs Wanted for unsolicited absentness, contact animal control if found
Catlin (Cat) Brown
Maid of Dishonor
Constantly forgets she’s *That Bitch* Queen of horror movies and giggling at random things WILL talk back Once brought down an entire chicken sandwich with her pinky finger; Approach with Caution
Jen Brown
Officiant
Literally everyone’s second mom Requires hugs for energy (major succubus vibes) Won’t hesitate to bring down your ex - John Tucker-style In search for half a brain cell so she can rule the world
Ricardo Leal
Flower Girl
Is (and will always be) more *FABULOUS* than you If Speedy Gonzales was 💅🏼🏳️🌈 Can smell salsa from a mile away REQUIRES: One model walk per hour (hair flip included)
Jiji
Angry Feline Bodyguard
*Will only attend ceremony in spirit* Cuddly yet spiteful familiar of the bride Black ball of ethereal grace and earthly rage Will only respond to your highness or madam fish breath