Savanna & Janet
Wedding Party
Savanna Garrett
Bride
• President of the Owen Wilson fan club • Survivor of middle child syndrome • Self proclaimed master LEGO builder and Mario Party superstar • Happiest when in Disney World • Once won an arson hero award, of cash money ($2500), for unintentionally aiding in an arson investigation
Janet Jarvis
Bride
• Master of shooting a bird with toes • Most likely to make any minor inconvenience everyone else’s problem • One Direction enthusiast and avid supporter • Honorary East High Wildcat. GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME! • Professional bat wrangler and trainer
Madison Dobbs
Maid of Honor
• Born to be a star, forced to be anemic • Founder and creator of the globally beloved family game “Nasal Tunes” • Survivor and essential worker hero of critical care COVID unit, never testing COVID positive… tested positive 4 years later by the camaraderie of the breaking of a nestle crunch bar with one of the brides • Critics choice/highest reviewed certified instructor of master class on how to be ASSERTIVE not INSERTIVE • Will bring Cracker Barrel cornbread to the gathering
Hannah Kirkland
Maid of Honor
• Met Yung Gravy at a bar, then he punched my friend. All I can say is damn Gravy you so vicious. • All my father figures left me in the RIP way: Steve Irwin, Toby Keith, and my Dad • Known as the small town Cinderella and local glamor icon holding the title of homecoming and prom queen which I beat 47 girls to get • Does not listen to mechanic’s warnings bc at the end of the day I’m just a girl • Hitchhiker thumb game on 1000000
Jacey Freeman
Bridesmaid
• Best known from the short lived, small town, Facebook fame of being a varsity cheerleader and in the marching band at the same time • Red headed step child • Victim and survivor of reckless golf cart driving after being hit while using the crosswalk on a college campus. • Still waiting to marry the cowboy from the Hannah Montana movie • #1 fan of Niall Horan’s “this town”
Kensley Ramirez
Bridesmaid
• Certified drone pilot • Once fell off of the bleachers while dancing to Feliz Navidad • Shares a birthday with Adam Sandler • Insect lover (as long as they are outside) • Has trained a pigeon
Jon Register
Bridesman
• The person one of the brides owes her nursing license to • Maggie Dean’s dad • President of nursing school class and next the United States • Did not write any of these facts
Ryver McEwen
Bridesmaid
• Finishing the last year of my prison sentence (high school) • Knows more Hoizer songs than just “take me to church” • Reputation of the family mime with the heart of a girlie that really just wants to be left alone to grandma hobbies • Proud mother of the world famous circus showcase the magnificent May. (She’s a one eyed cat) • Longs to be the superstar but is consistently and comically bad at Mario party
Shelby Tanner
Bridesmaid
- Can quote the scene with Lord Farquad and Gingy from Shrek word for word - Would definitely vote Loki for president - Once convinced a kid to get his head stuck in a chair, in kindergarten, and the fire department had to come save him - Fave color is purple - Just like Nick Jonas “Slow down sugar I’m diabetic”
Cj Tanner
Bridesman
- Has a tattoo that only true nerds can decode - Fave pokemon is togepi - Has an ongoing list dedicated to someone trying to copy my life - Would sell my soul for Dunkin iced coffee (Boosted Status) - Has a running bet with his coworkers on which celebrity dies next
Maggie Dean Register
Flower Girl
• Will not leave the house without a bow • Loves gymnastics & dance • Favorite food is Chickfila • Loves music and all princess movies • My Dad graduated nursing school with one of the brides and she basically owes him her nursing license
Brynlee Holloman
Flower Girl
• Very energetic • Loves cheese • Favorite breed of dog is border collie and favorite breed of cat is white with blue eyes! • Is very very nice! • I love being the flower girl. I haven’t been one before though, but I’m very excited!
Stephen Knox
Officiant
• I hate mushrooms (If there are mushrooms at this wedding I’m going to kms) • I believe that the greatest American invention is Beaver Nuggets • I have an identical twin (Chris Hemsworth) • You want to see me run to that mountain and back? You want to see me do it again? • My biggest pet peeve is being asked to make a 5 facts about myself list
