Bride
Known for saying “ugh, weddings” at least once a month, she somehow found herself planning one (with minimal glitter and maximum sarcasm). She swore she’d never wear white and is mostly here for the open bar and Butter Cake. Miraculously, love won—and so did her fiancé, who now has lifetime access to her legendary eye rolls.
Groom
Landon—bold, charming, and clearly not one for slow starts. Just weeks after meeting the bride, he invited her to spend Christmas with his entire extended family. That’s right—holiday movies and family photos. Go big or go home, right? Luckily for all of us… she said yes to the trip and the ring.
Maid of Honor
Your maid of honor, KMO, isn’t just a wedding VIP—she’s also a former competitive baton twirler with both a gold and bronze medal to her name. She’s basically been training her whole life to catch bouquets and steal the spotlight (respectfully).
Best Man
Garrett is the only one in the family who can outdress everyone—when he’s not rocking camo head-to-toe, that is. Those fashion-forward glasses? Not his choice—fashion sense courtesy of Reid and Jordan. Also, he can recall the most obscure details from his childhood but somehow can’t remember to text you back. (And just like Bud, he’s pretty salty this wedding is cutting into prime hunting season.)
Bridesmaid
Syd claims she can juggle. We’ve never actually seen it happen, but we choose to believe—kind of like how she believes in open bars and scoring front-row floor seats at concerts. She’s quietly confident in her skills, even if the juggling’s mostly imaginary. And honestly, that’s the vibe.
Groomsman
Bud’s a country boy with a taste for the finer things—runs his own business by day and downs extra dry martinis by night. Is he thrilled to be missing hunting season for this wedding? Absolutely not. But the bride laid down the law, so here he is—cleaned up, slightly bitter, but still wild enough to sneak camo under his tux.
Bridesmaid
Abi’s the ‘sweet and innocent’ one in the group… which just means she’s really good at looking innocent while the rest of us do all the mischief. She’s basically the undercover mastermind with an angelic disguise.
Groomsman
Reid is the silliest goose in the flock—part-time luxury lounge lizard, full-time expert at turning any moment into a full scale photoshoot. He’s basically here to look fancy and cause hilarious chaos.
Bridesmaid
Adezha lives for strong drinks, loud music, and being the first to drop it lower than your Wi-Fi signal. Salad? Please. She didn’t come here to nibble—she came to slay. If she’s not on the dance floor, it’s not worth dancing. The party doesn’t start until she struts in, and once she does... just try to keep up. Resistance? Cute, but useless.
Groomsman
Luke is a man of many passions: biking, rock climbing, and devouring five pounds of carrots a week (yes, really). He says he loves a good book, but let’s be honest—some of his book choices are questionable. Either way, we promise he brought enough carrots to share.
Bridesmaid
Jordan treats her beta fish Buddy like royalty—she even hires pet sitters for him (cough, cough Abi). And if she doesn't have Starbucks in hand, she's on her way to get it! Honestly, Buddy and her latte are the real VIPs of this wedding.
Groomsman
Blake is the king of the camera and Atlanta, the ultimate planner, and a puzzle lover with amazing curls that probably have their own fan club. Challenge him to a game at your own risk—he’ll win and never let you forget it.
Bridesmaid
Jess always dreamed of having 8 kids—because why not, right? Then she had 2 and quickly discovered that sleep is a luxury and maybe, just maybe, her dream was a little ambitious. Now she’s officially upgraded to ‘expert negotiator’ and ‘professional toddler wrangler.'
Groomsman
Brandt is the guy you want around when things get serious—or when someone needs a dance partner who can actually keep up. Reliable, funny, and always ready to bring the good vibes.
Bridesmaid
Danelle is a self-proclaimed professional amateur in pickleball—20+ medals, trains like it’s the Olympics, but has no plans to go pro. She says it’s just for fun, but don’t be fooled—she’s here to serve, sass, and dominate. (Also, she asked about this wedding the day she met the bride. Iconic.)
Groomsman
Brandon has absolutely no idea what’s going on—but don’t worry, he’s here for the fun (and maybe the cake). If you see him looking confused, just point him toward the party!
Flower Girl
Our adorable flower girl, Ellie, is powered almost entirely by cheeseballs. She may sprinkle petals… or snacks. No promises.
Flower Girl
Everly runs on wands, glitter, and enough sparkles to outshine the bride. Beware—she might sprinkle some magic (and glitter) everywhere… including your shoes!
Flower Girl
Sage, our flower girl, runs on Yoohoo and unlimited animal cuddles. Fair warning: she might try to trade petals for puppy snuggles — and maybe even attempt to steal the groom...
Ring Bearer
Oakley is here for one thing: impressing the ladies. Between smiles and over-the-top charm, he’s basically the official heartbreaker of the wedding—and he hasn’t even delivered the rings yet...
Ring Bearer
Our tiniest VIP, Wyatt, is obsessed with anything that spins—wheels, fans, maybe even dance moves. Just keep an eye on the dessert cart....
Officiant
Our officiant, lovingly known as Pop, has two great passions: Broadway musicals and dessert. So expect a ceremony that’s heartfelt, dramatic, and followed by Pop quietly stealing half the dessert table like it's part of the script.