- Years spent locked in a 1 bedroom apartment during a pandemic: 2 - Plants Zach has persuaded Sarah not to buy: 0 - Cats worshiped: 2 - Dinners that set off smoke detectors: too many to count - Most miles walked in a single day for a bet: 26 - Starbucks card refills: shhhhhh don't worry about it - Seasons of American Idol that Zach could have won: it's a no for me dawg - Running number of conversations sung to the tune of A Moment Like This (Kelly Clarkson's seminal 2002 masterpiece): ~7,665