Maid of Honor
Sarah's little sister. Extremely intelligent but she thought bears were mythical creatures until she was 12. Rescued her cat Mister Concerned from a shelter in Elmira, NY because no one else would adopt a cat with such a ridiculous name. Currently attends Cornell University where she studies the duck family in the creek near her apartment. Also law.
Best Man
Zac's big brother. Dr. of Fish. Rescued a beautiful dog named Roux from the swamps of Louisiana, but she might be part alligator. Don't get him started about the Sopranos.
Bridesmaid
Sarah's cousin. Fluent in 4 languages, but her face usually says it all. Pursuing her PhD in Bioengineering, which was a clever way to get someone to sponsor her travel addiction. Chocoholic.
Groomsman
Zac's cousin. Made the grave mistake of pursuing a career in public accounting, but doesn't know it yet. Top 5 Lesser Family Mahjong Player. Huge fan of whatever team is playing against the Red Sox.
Bridesmaid
Sarah's childhood best friend and fellow bearcat (Go Bearcats!) One of the smartest people you’ll ever meet, just don't ask her to read an analog clock. She claims she became a dentist because she loves teeth but we have a suspicion it’s because she needed an excuse to sing the Chip Skylark song without questions. Cofounder of Sartoria Candies.
Groomsman
Zac (and lets be honest Sarah's) college roommate. Chain restaurant connoisseur, and a self-proclaimed creamsman. Truly believes it is impossible to hold a plate of freshly made taquitos without dumping them all over himself. Lime Lover.
Bridesmaid
Sarah and Zac’s co-rec volleyball teammate and fellow bearcat. Medically addicted to fruit loops. Knows everything there is to know about pop culture and crafts intricate celebrity theories that are right about 10% of the time. Arch nemesis of Inkling Girl.
Groomsman
Sarah and Zac's friend and a fellow Bearcat. Pet dad with a cat and a dog, and absolutely insists that he won't get more. Also recently adopted a second cat. Incredible engineer, seasoned world traveler, avid bookworm, and expert at drying furniture with a hair dryer. Ask him how he thinks grass tastes.
Bridesmaid
Sarah’s former coworker and forever friend. If she can’t bring her cat Stan, there’s a 50% chance she won’t be there. So hopefully we’ll see her at the wedding. Always steals the aux chord… and the vibes are immaculate. Certified girlboss
Groomsman
Alex's boyfriend and Dad to Mister Concerned. Swears Microsoft Excel was developed exclusively as a Fire Emblem-strategy-optimization tool. Absolutely incredible bass (instrument) player but has surprisingly few opinions on bass (fish). Hates when people make that joke. Has opinions about Texas. .