Maid of Honor
I am sassaaayy, here to partaaayy, and only drive Class A
Best Man
I'm either the voice of reason or too spontaneous, it just depends how boring you are
Bridesmaid
I may only be 5’1,” but my attitude is 6’5”
Groomsman
I go with the flow as long as it’s going my way
Bridesmaid
Some say I'm high maintenance, I say I just know what I deserve
Groomsman
People say I have a picture perfect life, and I do
Bridesmaid
The world is my dance floor and with me, it only takes one to tango
Groomsman
I get paid to help people with their problems, I’ll tell you yours for free
Bridesmaid
I am a Saturday night personality, with a Sunday morning heart
Groomsman
You better get with the program, cause I wrote it
Bridesmaid
I may look sweet, but this spoonful of sugar knows how to get down
Groomsman
I don’t like talking about myself, probably because I’m the most humble person I know