Sarah, Internal Thought: [As I sit in Sommer Hall, mentally preparing for our first ever Intro to Epidemiology exam, I notice a boy enter the room]. He's cute, I hope he sits by me. Ricardo, Internal Thought: [I sit down next to a girl I had noticed before.] Don't say anything stupid. Sarah to Ricardo: I'm nervous about this exam. Ricardo to Sarah: Don't worry, worst thing that will happen is that you will fail the test and then the class and then you'll have to drop out and you'll have wasted $60,000. Ricardo, Internal Thought: Nailed it.