I first saw her from across the room at a "Dress as Your Former Self" party at a place we called The Church because of its stained glass windows. She looked sweet and normal, dressed up in her Catholic school attire. Little did I know... I first noticed him in a group of people sitting on the floor, exhibiting a behavior I now call Mattsplaining, telling a story and giving too many details. Who was this interesting guy everyone was listening to? Little did I know... A few months later, we shared a beanbag while playing Werewolf with a group of friends. We spent all night talking until well after daybreak, and to this day neither of us remembers what we talked about.