A message for our guests

Question

Hear ye, hear ye!

Answer

Ladies and Gentlemen, Friends, Family, and those who just want free food. The wait is finally over! After years of careful consideration, intense negotiations, and several highly competitive debates about where to eat, Sarah and Josh have decided to get married. Please join us as we gather to witness this brave and historic moment — when two people agree to share a last name, a bathroom, and a lifetime of "I'm not mad" (they are mad). Location: Canopy Creek Farm Date: 09/18/2027 Time: 3:30pm Please arrive before Sarah panics and Josh asks where he's supposed to stand What to Expect: • Questionable dance moves • Emotional speeches that start sweet and end slightly unhinged • Desserts (the real reason you're coming — we see you • An open bar (the real real reason you're coming) • At least one relative asking when you’re next Sarah has found her forever person. Josh has found someone wonderful willing to tolerate him, forever. Honestly, it's a beautiful system. Dress Code: Look nice. Sarah will want a picture & Josh's attention span will be at capacity. Come celebrate love, laughter, legally binding decisions,and the start of a lifetime of inside jokes, shared snacks, and aggressively saying "WE are not buying that." We cannot wait to celebrate with you, eat too much food, and dance like no one has a camera. With love, chaos, and a seating chart, Sarah & Josh