Maid of Honor
How we met: Sarah and I were counting geese in a college course. Years later she’s introducing me to the love of her life over tacos. Ask me about: The difference between a fruit and a vegetable You’ll find me on the dance floor for: period. That’s where you’ll find me
Officiant
How we met: Saw Johann when he was born. Sarah at Drakes when they started dating. Ask me about: I learned to cook on TikTok, now I’m gourmet AF You’ll find me on the dance floor for: We Don’t Talk About Bruno
Groomsman
How we met: My parents brought Sarah home from the hospital many years ago, and I've been trying to keep up with her ever since. Ask me about: Plants! Bugs! Blacksmithing! Just about anything else! You'll find me on the dance floor for: Anything salsa
Bridesmaid
How we met: Met Sarah in college through the MOH Christina and met Johann on a group backpacking trip! Ask me about: Scuba diving, ceramics, foraging for wild food, travel, and forest conservation You'll find me on the dance floor for: Reggaetón, afro-pop, new disco, and techno/deep house
Bridesmaid
How we met: In the Peace Corps in Cameroon Ask me about: The time Sarah rocked a pixie cut You’ll find me on the dance floor for: I'll be out back having a heart-to-heart
Bridesmaid
How we met: Johann and I went to college together and one night he brought over his cool girlfriend Sarah for margaritas and quesadillas—instant BFFs! Ask me about: Gardening and RuPaul's Drag Race You'll find me on the dance floor for: Call Me Maybe and Party in the USA
Bridesmaid
How we met: Johann and I met in college and became roomies in Oakland. I met Sarah on a backpacking trip and we instantly bonded! Ask me about: International traveling/living, mental wellness and human psychology, anything food-related You’ll find me on the dance floor for: Hyphy music and ‘00s hip-hop/r&b
Groomsman
How we met: Roommates with Johann for 18 years. Also brothers. Ask me about: Glamping, fishing, being a girl dad, when 2-year-old Johann set a condo on fire and cried because Big Bird didn't show up with the fire department. You'll find me on the dance floor for: Anything I can embarrass my daughter to!
Best Man
How we met: Johann and I met at UC Davis when we bonded over plants and landscape architecture. I met Sarah when Johann and I were roommates together in Oakland! Ask me about: Cats, cars, gardening, or anything video game related You'll find me on the dance floor for: Anything that originated from the Bay!
Groomsman
How we met: This girl I was dating introduced me to Johann, her friend from college. He was so cool that I wound up getting married to the girl so I could stay friends with Johann. Ask me about: Baseball, Baking, and Competitive Camp Activities You'll find me on the dance floor for: All Star by Smash Mouth and Wannabe by the Spice Girls
Groomsman
How we met: Johann reprimanded me for breaking the rules in Kindergarten (things have changed). Ask me about: My disdain for the 2007 smash-hit animated film "Ratatouille." You'll find me on the dance floor for: Poison by Bel Biv DeVoe, or anything that isn't by Sean Paul.
Groomsman
How we met: I met Johann in high school, and Sarah in Oakland a decade-ish later Ask me about: New York, tasty cocktails and pug puppies You’ll find me on the dance floor for: Bay Area Hyphy music, and 2000’s classics
Dog of Honor
How we met: Johann picked me out of the litter in 2012. Ask me about: Backpacking Desolation Wilderness with my pack You'll find me on the dance floor for: I’m not allowed at the venue, but if I was it would be Who let the Dogs Out