Groom
He proposed with a taco bell sauce packet.
Bride
He fed her converse addiction. A bit too much.
Best Man
Known in college for his notoriously bad haircuts
Maid of Honor
She ditched us for a year to go do missions and somehow was still more help wedding planning than all of the guys combined
Groomsman
He threw a mango in a toilet
Maid of Honor
DID YOU KNOW ALAYNA IS JOYFUL
Groomsman
DONT ask about the mango in the toilet, it was aimed at him
Bridesmaid
My evil twin
Groomsman
Childhood neighbor of the groom. He probably has embarrassing stories.
Bridesmaid
Husband of the bride... they have over 10 children
Groomsman
Lived in 15 homes by the time he was 10. Compared that to the bride, who only lived in 1 by the time she was 18
Bridesmaid
She started the converse addiction.
Officiant
Grandfather of the Groom