Cooper and Sarah first met while attending college. Having only met several times through mutual friend, Sarah and Cooper spent *just enough* time together to consider one another a friend. The following are un-accredited claims about Sarah and Cooper’s college interactions: Sarah claims that she was the first person to come up with Cooper's Instagram handle "CoopertheNursingGirl." She remembers the exact moment and SWEARS it was her. No one has expressly denied it, but she still consistently feels the need to claim credit. According to Cooper, he and Sarah once got lunch together at the student union, where Sarah reportedly talked about her little sister Becky the entire time. Sarah has no recollection of this. Otherwise, for the remainder of their college careers were "uneventful" for the purposes of our story. Fast forward to 2019 – Cooper moved into Harrisburg, PA, unknowingly just blocks away from where Sarah was living. After reconnecting at a gathering of friends, they began a close friendship which continued to grow over the next year. It was a sunny April day in 2020; while co-quarantining during the pandemic, Cooper and Sarah took a road trip across state lines for a liquor run to bypass Pennsylvania pandemic restrictions. There, in the car, on the way home from Blue Mountain Liquors (a “fine” establishment), negotiations progressed and by the end of the drive they were officially “dating.”