Our Wedding Party!
Austin Diering
Officiant
Rom-com connoisseur. Collector of useless skills. Still talks about his college cheerleading career. Proud owner of the world's most depressed dog.
Jake Myers
Best Man
Best beard in the wedding party. Premium baking skills. Not as scary as he looks in this picture. Certified Short King.
Cori Stuckey
Maid of Honor
Has an entire closet of only black clothes. Former Queen of Tumblr. Has been there since middle school. Already knew she'd be the MOH years ago. Can't eat bread (tragic).
Alex Kennelly
Groomsman
Former member of the Future Farmers of America. Lover of sad country music. Mediocre golfer. May or may not have some ties to the Lebanese mafia....
Brynn Diering
Bridesmaid
A shortie AND a shawty. Married to the proud owner of the depressed dog. The only true Texan in the group. Her blood is basically 50% wine and 50% Zevias (except on Sundays).
Kayla Pursell
Bridesmaid
Has magical Rapunzel hair. Can get DOWN on the dancefloor. Changed Dallon's diapers (disclaimer: not recently). Shouldn't be allowed to operate a vehicle. Beer Pong Champion for life.
Jacob Pursell
Groomsman
Mario Kart legend. A better golfer than Alex. Performer of spirited dance moves (it comes from the heart). Married to an icon.
Marissa Channa
Bridesmaid
A.K.A "Sisterpants". Didn't kill Sarah during nursing school. Crazy cat lady by choice. Should definitely write a cookbook. Knows her beers and cheeses like the back of her hand.
Dylan Noble
Groomsman
Freakishly tall. Can't grow a beard, but it doesn't stop him from trying. Future cop. Wishes he lived in Texas. Can name any song within 3 seconds tops.
Becca Schulte
Bridesmaid
A.K.A "Reba". Is the utmost wifey material. Can't hear the haters. Has to be Sarah's unpaid therapist every Tuesday night. Puts extra salt & pepper on everything, no questions asked.
Brendan Wilburn
Groomsman
On "do not disturb" 24/7. Loungewear master. Makes Sarah feel old and short. A humble genius. Can secretly outdance everyone (even Kayla).
Abbie Lease
Bridesmaid
Could definitely be a model if she didn't have to work night shifts. Cody's unpaid babysitter. Was the only one who cried when Sarah asked her to be a bridesmaid. Won't go anywhere without her LovingTan. Needs to move to Texas already.
Cody Netser
Groomsman
Reformed "E-Boy". Former rap artist. Voted 2nd Best Butt on his high school football team (11 all-time receiving yards). Everyone's favorite bad influence.
John Abbitt
Groomsman
The Italian Stallion. Can't wind down for bed without wearing his silk robe (photo evidence available upon request). Still hasn't forgiven his wife for making him throw out his silver velvet loafers. Colorblind (tragic).
Garrett Mcilroy
Groomsman
Will crush any margarita, no questions asked. Guaranteed to be the first friend to make a million dollars. Keeps a picture of his dream yacht by his desk for motivation. Abandoned Texas because of an unhealthy obsession with palm trees (Texas misses you, Garrett).