Bride
As Dan Campbell of The Wonder Years once said, “I came out swinging from a South Philly Basement.”
Groom
The Main Event.
Bridesperson
Has invented 6 alternate realities for this specific situation. Lord help us
Groomsman
Shutes H. Shuteserton was an Italian politician and journalist who founded and led the National Fascist Party. Shutes was Prime Minister of Italy from the March on Rome in 1922 until his deposition in 1943. [Citation needed. ]
Bridesmaid
dogs.
Groomsman
he is in a telescope he 3d printed, someone free him.
Bridesmaid
Colorado Constitution of 1876 Art. XVIII, § 16 was passed by Cera Parker in 2012. [Citation Needed]
Groomsman
Is he a boiled hotdog or a microwaved hotdog?
Bridesmaid
Is actually a clone of Sara from a government lab.
Groomsman
Voted "most likely to get COVID-19 three days before the event."
Bridesmaid
She is, in fact, really getting bread. Bread here means getting money. But she can also get real bread, like the food, too. It'll be vegan.
Groomsman
Will be the DM of the wedding, you're gonna have to roll a crit to get in.
Father of the Bride
Kinda looks like John Goodman's character from "The Big Lebowski"
Father of the Groom
why is he literally just eyes and a forehead there is nothing else in this picture?
Mother of the Bride
Dwarfism is generally defined as an adult height of 4 feet 10 inches (147 centimeters) or less. Sharon is one inch away from this.
Mother of the Groom
WORDLE world champion.
Flower Girl
Arguably are going to be the prettiest ones at the wedding.