Love, Laughter and Happily Ever After Yes, I’ll marry you, my dear And here’s the reason why; So I can kiss you in our bed Each morning at daylight. And if we hear a knocking And it’s creepy and it’s late Then I can push you out of bed To go investigate. You have to face the neighbor Should one of our dogs attack em, And when the drier tumbler goes It’s the clothes you get to fold them. Yes, I’ll marry you You’re virile and you’re lean, When the house is like a pigsty You can help to keep it clean. That sexy little dinner Which you served by candlelight, As I do all the yummy pastas, You can cook it every night. It’s you who has to work the drill and put up curtain track, And when I’ve got the PMS it’s you who gets the flak. I do see great advantages, But none of them for you, And so before you see the light I DO I DO I DO