Thank you so much for the beautiful oak serving board! We can’t wait to use it during the many dinner parties you’ll be invited to this winter. Looking forward to celebrating with you at our wedding!

For a kitchen gift you received before your wedding

How did you know we were dreaming of those crystal champagne flutes?! They’re by far the most beautiful glasses in our home and we’ve never felt fancier. You’ll have to come over soon so we can toast to you! So excited to see you in June.

For drinkware you received before your wedding

We had a blast dancing the night away with you at our wedding. We also can’t thank you enough for the espresso maker. Our mornings have never been brighter! We can’t wait to see you in Austin next month… all caffeinated up!

For a coffee gift you received after your wedding

Where have you been hiding those killer dance moves? Thank you so much for rocking out at our wedding. And we absolutely love our new cast iron skillet and cookbook! We’re already cooking up a storm. Hope to see you soon in New York!

For cookware you received after your wedding

Thank you so much for the beer-brewing kit! We hope to be sipping backyard IPAs with you in no time. We missed you at the wedding, but know you were there in spirit. Can’t wait to see you when we’re back from our honeymoon!

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The brains of this entire operation. As if you didn’t know this already from all the sarcasm in this entire website. Yea finally doing this and I know - who wants to get married in this economy?! This tax break better be worth it.

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Keeping Sandra calm and from jumping off cliffs. That’s probably why he’s lasted this long and hasn’t been traded in for a younger model…yet. Still time to find Sandra a sugar daddy and husband number 2.

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Lennie has graduated from her flower girl duties to being responsible enough to hold literal jewels. Jokes on her - these rings are cheap. She’s most excited about getting a pretty dress and some fancy shoes and could really care less what her parents are doing especially if there’s a screen nearby.

Lennie Arnold

Olive wants to do everything so if she asks, just say yes unless you want to see her erupt into a tantrum. This might happen anyways. She’s already cute and adorable so wait until you see her all dolled up. She is also whatever about this all and has sick babies to take care of at home, but is excited to eat cake at some point.

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