You're seeing this because we have decided to make sure neither of us can run away without expensive legal ramifications. In other words, we are getting married..... This could have been done sooner but Sammantha was avoiding pleas from her family to talk to a ultra-handsome carpenter; Remick. You see, she's hard headed and he's determined. After roughly one date and some suave techniques, Sammantha agreed to go out with Remick and you've probably seen the in between online. So, here we are, wanting to share our day with you. Enjoy!

In Sammantha's defense - most carpenters are ridiculous. This one is pretty charming. It was two dates before she was convinced. She had to show off her impressive bowling skills and see if he could keep a straight face. They bonded over a love of margherita pizza, cheesecake, and a solid agreement that humans shouldn't consume miracle whip. They love to golf, camp, travel, eat, and decorate for the holidays. In some bit of insanity, they are raising 6 kids together and 1 very handsome dog. He truly is her best friend and forever date. Remick is great too.

Whatever you say, darling---Remick