Wedding Party
Stephanie Wichmann
Matron of Honor
"I quit waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel and lit that bitch up myself." -Anonymous
Kristen Scott
Maid of Honor
"Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli." -Plankton (dressed as a Mr. Krabs robot) from "Sponge Bob"
Sophorn Long
Bridesmaid
"No." -Rosa Parks
Kirsten Kolkmeier
Bridesmaid
"Black is such a happy color darling." -Morticia Addams
Jessica Lindberg
Bridesmaid
"Best Friends are like bras, close to your heart and there for support." -Anonymous
Deborah Smith
Bridesmaid
"I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find, and impossible to forget." -Erin Van Vuren
Nicole Capella
Bridesmaid
"You think just because I'm a straight hottie I can't read philosophy for Fun?" -Eleanor from "The Good Place"
Audrey Oursler
Flower Girl
"Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane." -Anonymous
Samantha Montgomery
Bride
"If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning." -Vincent VanGogh
Daniel Block
Groom
"Now that's a classic mix up." -Daniel Block
Zacko Rightmire
Groomsman
"First off-- All Pictures of me are handsome." -Zacko Rightmire
Gavin Wichmann
Groomsman
"That's gonna be a problem, no handsome photos of me exist." -Gavin Wichmann
Garrick Smith
Officiant
"Families is where nation finds hope, where our dreams take wing." -George W. Bush
Blake Bryan
Groomsman
"I don't like to participate in fun things so I wouldn't come up with a quote for the bride." -Samantha Montgomery
Andrew McLean
Best Man
"I also am not fun and refused to participate." -Samantha Montgomery
John Block
Groomsman
"Allegedly."
John Notorgiacomo
Groomsman
"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu..." -Book of Armaments, Chapter two, versus nine through twenty-one
Zach Hill
Groomsman
"Patience is a word only used by people who have time to waste." -Unknown