FAQs

Question

Will there be a wedding planner?

Answer

Yes, but the Shadow Council has requested we do not acknowledge them, their secret police force or the dark figures in the corner of our vision. They would also like you to know there is not now, and has never been, a Shadow Council.

Question

How do I Rsvp?

Answer

There is no way for us to politely answer this question. If you were invited to this wedding you should be able to figure this out. We believe in you. Even if its only just a tiny bit.

Question

Are children allowed at the party?

Answer

Children are allowed - if they can con people out of their food, refrain from licking the wedding cake and understand the delicate art of committing treason.

Question

Can I bring my dog as my date?

Answer

Unless your dog is a professional wedding DJ or a famous cat burglar, we are going to have to say no. But feel free to bring a picture of them instead. Yes, Meghan, this is directed at you.

Question

Do I have to give a toast?

Answer

Only if you have been nominated by the bride or groom, and even then keep it under 15 minutes unless you want to start a new tradition called "party nap time".

Question

What if I don't like the music at the party?

Answer

Start a silent disco in the corner. Trust us, it'll be a hit.

Question

Will there be a karaoke session?

Answer

Honest to the gods, Gregory, if you ask enough times we may end up caving. No promises on how it'll sound after a few drinks.

Question

Can I give a gift that is not on the registry?

Answer

Absolutely. Just be prepared to explain why you thought a giant inflatable unicorn was an appropriate choice for us.

Question

Will there be an open bar?

Answer

Yes, but its "open" in the sense that you are allowed to stand in line and politely ask for drinks. In seriousness, everyone will be allotted 2 drink tickets. Deal amongst yourselves for who actually uses the tickets. For instance, Claire has already called Maddy's tickets and will fist fight anyone who tries to claim them.