Maid of Honor
She's been by my side since we were 6. She stuck it out through many phases, from the hipster phase to the rave phase to the "just one dreadlock" in my hair phase and everything in between. She's written countless letters to USCIS vouching for the validity of my marriage. She is the first love of my life & my longest relationship to date. And she would have been a kickass MOH!