Maid of Honor
Eldest sister - the protector. Always the last one awake making sure the house was locked up properly (she didn’t trust our parents) and the reason I own pepper spray.
Maid of Honor
Elder sister - the wild one of the bunch. Which if you know our family means she is actually very tame. You'll likely find her on the dance floor getting the party started.
Bridesmaid
Childhood friend - she’s basically a saint for tolerating me for so many years. She just earned her Master of Divinity, so I’m not even joking.
Bridesmaid
Childhood friend - she and her parents have seen way too much and unfortunately remember it all. Please keep them away from the mic.
Bridesmaid
Lived across the hall freshman year. I quickly attempted to get adopted into her family and celebrated many birthdays and holidays with the them. Nicest people ever.
Bridesmaid
Lived across the hall freshman year. My unfortunate case of RBF almost scared her away, but luckily I won her over.
Bridesmaid
Roommates freshman year of college. Trauma-bonded by a terrible third roommate, so now we can survive anything.
Bridesmaid
Met at a Young Life meeting in College, continued to follow each other around from there. We were consistently mistaken for one another - Josh, I’ll be the one in white.
Bridesmaid
Met through our sorority & decided to study abroad together on a whim. We ditched the sorority but kept each other, sorry Theta.
Bridesmaid
Met in classes while studying abroad - she quickly became our adopted 5th roommate and the rest is history
Bridesmaid
Met while studying abroad in Prague - the one and only time random roommates actually worked out for me...
Best Man
Can fix cars, computers and your attitude. His ETA is always 15 minutes no matter the distance.
Groomsman
Has a Master's in communication. Voted least likely to answer his phone.
Groomsman
People confuse him for Ace Ventura. Sold the rights to his eye lashes to Ulta Beauty.
Groomsman
The Cuban Ricky Bobby. Has more toys than Santa's workshop.
Groomsman
A Bug's Life inspired his love and devotion to insect conservation. Currently OFF! bug spray's exclusive legal counsel.
Groomsman
Known to many as the Egyptian Prince. Responsible for letting Corey know, "You missed it."
Groomsman
Will answer the phone on the first ring, but you'll always be on speaker with his best friend Tito. Always vacationing near or around East Jabib.
Groomsman
Incapable of telling a story without prefacing, "I swear to God." Only person on record to surf blind.
Groomsman
Will paint you like one of your french girls only if you watch his Twitch stream.