Maid of Honor
The Ultimate Roach Exterminator
Best Man
*Counts 5 people* - "Can I get 20 shots?"
Maid of Honor
"Why can't the bartender serve me 40 shots"
Groomsman
"Am I ugly?"
Bridesmaid
May bust out a CANES chant without warning (possibly a split)
Groomsman
Yo soy Orlando yo quiero ser TU abogado
Bridesmaid
Cured mono with Vodka
Groomsman
"Sin Pijama, Sin Pijama"
Bridesmaid
Should switch job title to "Professional Event Planner"
Groomsman
24/7 surveillance required
Bridesmaid
Jello Shot Queen
Groomsman
Professional Dogtor
Flower Girl
Bad Bunny's biggest fan (from the womb)