Best Man
May or may not have a matching tattoo with the Groom.
Maid of Honor
Mom and Dad’s favorite.
Officiant/Groomsman
Has performed over 150 open mics; promises not to roast the groom during the ceremony.
Bridesmaid
Also Mom and Dad’s favorite.
Groomsman
Would rather dive head first into an active volcano than try a piece of fish.
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Former roommate of the Groom; began shaving at age nine.
Bridesmaid
When she parties she parties hardy.
Groomsman
Will request a steady dose of Ja Rule and Green Day from the wedding band.
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
College champion of “you’ll never believe what so-and-so did last night” stories.
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Professional salsa dancer and olympic swimmer.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to be angry dancing on the dance floor.
Groomsman
Surprisingly related to the Groom and not Rayna or Lindsey.
Bridesmaid
FBI.
Groomsman
2021 Mustache Award of the Year Recipient.