It was your typical meet-cute. Boy comes across girl's profile on a dating website, boy tries to initiate conversation with girl WAY out of his league. Girl SOMEHOW agrees to meet boy. Girl puts up with boy's feet-dragging "let's be sure" bullshit. 7 years later, here we are. (during that time, boy has constantly told girl that she is slumming it and can do better. Girl is apparently pot-committed and is stubbornly staying with boy) Okay, so, maybe it's not "typical," but what even does that mean these days? We somehow found each other and are now asking you to be there when we legally unionize our love. =)