FAQs

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Do I have to RSVP?

Answer

Yes, without exception. This will be a small event. Space, equipment, food, and drinks need to be planned accordingly. If you do not RSVP on or before September 1st, you will not be able to attend our event.

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I didn't get an invite to a specific event. Can I still come?

Answer

So, here's the deal. There's a lot of moving parts here, and we're trying to keep things small and intimate. If you're wanting to attend something other than what you've been invited to, feel free to speak to us. We have some flexibility to make room for more folks, but again, planning is key here and there are a lot of variables. Some things will be exclusive to immediate family and wedding party members. Just let us know before it gets too late.

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What kind of gifts are ya'll accepting?

Answer

We like to think we have a bit of privilege in this collapsing capitalistic hellscape. We have pretty much all we need, especially for the size of our home. Please, refer to our registry if you'd like to purchase us a gift!

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Will there be alcohol at the Wedding Celebration?

Answer

At this time, no. We are currently exploring options to provide tasty, alcohol-free refreshments to our guests. Feel free to provide anything for yourself otherwise. If you want alcohol, be advised that we did not purchase the alcohol permit for this event, and you will be responsible for all risks and responsibilities you assume on your own. Anyone found to be inappropriately intoxicated will be sternly asked to leave.

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Can I bring my kids?

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No. Sorry, not sorry. Please leave them at home or with a sitter. We do not want any children at this event. (Some exceptions may exist for immediate family, siblings, etc.) Otherwise, periot.

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What's up with the parking situation?

Answer

Okay, so Downtown Littleton is not known for its parking options. Currently, there will only be 3 spots on-site that we will be reserving for those with mobility issues. Otherwise, we are renting a parking lot across the street from the Elks Lodge just a few blocks from the venue. See address below: 2656 W Alamo Ave., Littleton, 80120

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I really want to get into a heated political debate with my friends or family, what should I do?

Answer

Shut up. Just shut your mouth. Honestly, can it. You're welcome to have any conversation you'd like, once you leave our celebration. Leave it at the door. We don't care where you fall on the political spectrum. We don't care how much you want to talk about it. No jokes, no comments, no debates. You will be asked to leave. No exceptions.