Wake up at 4am, the day of our wedding. You're amped to see Allie and Ryann wed. You can't sleep. So what do you do? You hike up Wachusett mt to watch the sunrise. As you gaze into the vista, you will contemplate the meaning of love.
8am. After your sunrise hike, you're starving. So you drive on down to Michael's Bridge Diner, where a taxidermized bear watches you eat.
10am. You are the first to arrive at Mulligan's Miniature Golf. You play a round of mini-golf. This trial is about healing your inner child and how that's important for relationships.
12pm. You drive up to Gardner to see our new hometown. The first sight: the Big Chair of Chair City. It is a Very Big Chair. A sight to behold.
OPTIONAL!!! (Mostly just on here because I think ppl would like this store.)) You swing down to downtown Gardner to see the best store Gardner offers. A Witchy Store that is very neat. You must buy one item that promises good fortune for our marriage.
12:30pm. You stop by at Gardner's best watering hole for lunch. One word: Truffle Fries.
2pm. There's still so much left in the day! But you have too much time! What to do? Luckily, there's literally an endless antique store that is like a magic wardrobe, like it literally opens into a new world. Enter if you dare. You must buy one item that represents Allie and Ryann's marriage.
3pm. As the last stop, you head into Davis Farmland. You change into your wedding garb and head straight to the most regal looking animal (I'm thinking a horse.) You stare the horse in the eyes, and whisper: Allie and Ryann are going to get married today. (Must report back how the horse reacted.)