Groom
That's me
Bride
She's dope
Groomsman
He lives in Idaho
Maid of Honor
She will chop you
Groomsman
Yes, he's allergic to that too
Bridesmaid
Her boyfriend is totally not made up
Groomsman
Laughs like a hyena Screams like a little girl
Bridesman
or is his name Ryan?
Groomsman
AKA Sprinklewood
Bridesmaid
Drew the snow penis on your car
Groomsman
Will probably be late to the wedding
Bridesmaid
She stole that puppy
Officiant
Has been a certified wedding officiant for at least 3 days