Maid of Honor
Chloe and I have been sisters for about 24 years. She famously gave me the nickname Lala due to her inability to say words until age 4(?), as we've been told. My happy place will forever be sitting on the couch with her. I couldn't imagine anyone else as my MOH.
Bridesmaid
If you ask me, Lauren and I became best friends in 4th grade during flag football at gym. If you ask Lauren, we became best friends in 2nd grade when I moved to NJ. It will forever be a debate. Lauren has been more like a 2nd sister to Chloe and I. She has come on family vacations with us and felt comfortable taking food from the kitchen pantry. Even though she is moving to Thailand, she promised to come back for EVERY wedding event ;)
Bridesmaid
Sammi befriended me at Clementon Park during a day trip from Tall Pines Day Camp. After taking on the Wild Mouse roller coaster together, we were inseparable. Even though we went to different schools, we spent the majority of our time together. So happy to be going through the wedding planning process with you!
Bridesmaid
Abby and I were randomly put together in a suite our freshman year of college. Abby was the cool swimmer athlete that took me to parties. Whether it be cuddling in our tiny beds, eating at Tomo, or at a party, we always had an amazing time. Even though we don't live together anymore, she will always be my roomie and best friend. Fun Fact: Abby knew Dave from high school!
Bridesmaid
Devin and I were placed together to teach a wild group of 5th graders. For 3 years, we spent the majority of our time together, planning lessons, teaching, going to PTO meetings and concerts, and hanging out outside of school. Devin quickly became my work wife. We can often be found wearing the same outfit without planning it. At least 5 times a year, we are also asked if we are sisters. Thank you for helping me grow as a teacher and person.
Best Man
Backboard Bartholomew can't play a game of horse without using the backboard. It's a fact. But he's a cool brother, and a cooler friend. Legend says his drums rolls are capable of speeds over 70 miles an hour.
Groomsman
Big money MO came onto the scene circa 2010 when we met at Rowan. He's got nollie flips for daaaays and knows where to find the best citywide specials in Philly. He's gonna make a billion dollars with his skateboard sling. Remember that, ladies.
Groomsman
Alright, here's the story of Ol' Willy John Hoffman. Born in the slums of Silverton to parents of picnic table peddlers, young Bill had to fight and claw his way to make a living. After saving up his earnings from slinging ice cream and rescuing people out of swimming pools, Will went to Gamestop, where he first learned about the teenage craze sweeping the nation known as Dance Dance Revolution. Yes, DDR is what forged this friendship.
Groomsman
Strength: 7/10 Agility: 8/10 Cunning: ?? Strategy: Buy him some Turf Taco to distract him, otherwise he'll 3-stock you. You can even pick the character, doesn't matter. His smash skills are ON POINT.
Groomsman
Heavy KG. No that's not the name of a scale. It's the name of someone who will make you take another shot when you've already had enough, and will drink more Bud Light than Steve Austin in back-to-back WWE smackdowns. For a good time, find a good instrumental and get him and Tom in a cypher. Long live the shed and backyard hangs til 4 am.