Maid of Honor
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." - Michael Scott
Best Man
“Son of a bitch”
Bridesmaid
Proud former member of the Rossi Posse
Groomsman
“Big Doinks”
Bridesmaid
“Life’s what you make it, so let’s make it rock” - Hannah Montana
Groomsman
"Skinny Bitch"-Larissa
Bridesmaid
"Hold up, hold up. Her sister was a witch, right? And what was her sister? A princess. The wicked witch of the east bro. You're going to look at me and tell me I'm wrong? I'm wrong? She wore a crown and came down in a bubble Doug. Grow up bro." -Vine
Groomsman
This is my only day off (Ask me about my book)
Bridesmaid
Pigeons are government drones
Groomsman
Bridesmaid
"Because reading is what??..... FUNDAMENTAL" -RuPaul
Groomsman
Bridesmaid
"When the pimp's in the crib ma Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot" -Snoop Dogg
Groomsman